Jozef

‘vOverview
Jozef is the resident alcoholic and so called mom of the group. He is 2 metres tall and ginger thus making him easy to find in a difficult situation like a statics lecture or “the matrix”. After many hours of being on one side of the bar, he joined the Barco to be enlightened on what it was like on the other side. He ranks top of the Drinking Order.

”Anyone going to De Atmosfeer?” - Jozef

"I wish we were back in the cold war." - Jozef

History
Jozef originally joined the group during the Owee period. Soon after this at an undisclosed time he was discovered to be the mom of many of the groups members and adopted mother of the others. This incredible coincident is somehow linked to the fact he was originally thought to be the groups most responsible member (Jozef protested this on many occasions due to his alcoholic nature but the group failed to heed his warnings). Despite this he does a good job at keeping his both his original and adopted children under his wing. “It’s a miracle his liver still works” ~ many people Jozef continued to adopt many children throughout the year.

Key Events
Jozef has been known to get very drunk in numerous occasions thus leading to many mishaps.

The first recorded case of such an event happened when Jozef woke up at 6AM during the Owee whilst still drunk and decided to cycle to Rotterdam Airport to purchase a bottle of water taking him 2 hours on a return journey. A well known VSV chant may have been shouted when the 737s were taking off.

He is also responsible for crashing his bicycle on many occasions into doors, other bikes and himself predominantly whilst under the influence of alcohol. Jozef has not had much luck with bike locks and at the rate he is going it would be easier to hire a bodyguard for his bike rather than get another lock.

According to some sources, the man successfully managed to drink a metre of beer at the Sint Jansburg silent disco, however, surprisingly he was rather drunk at the time and cannot verify it.